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  • Printed in the USA

    Made to order and shipped from US facilities in 2-5 business days.

  • 10% off your first order

    Use code DOGMOM10 at checkout. Your dog would want you to.

  • Free US shipping over $50

    Add a mug. We won't tell anyone it was for you.
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The Quote Tees

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Cozy Crewnecks & Hoodies

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Mugs, Totes & Little Gifts

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Welcome to the Society

We make merch for a very specific person: the one who leaves the party early because someone is home alone with four legs and abandonment issues. Honest quotes, cozy fits, and gifts that get it. Membership fee: your whole heart and half your bed.

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